About Bearish Roast

Bearish Roast is an AI-powered portfolio roast tool for retail traders who can take a joke—and want a clearer view of the risks behind their positions.

We turn pasted holdings and portfolio screenshots into shareable roast cards, then offer practical signals around concentration, overlap, and allocation risk. The jokes are loud; the analysis is meant to be useful.

Ready to get roasted?

Bring your holdings. We’ll bring the receipts.